Sunday thanks

In a few days, we in the U.S. will be getting together with family and friends, or if you’re like me, will be celebrating with a meal for one (as I write this, I only need the game hen because I have everything else, including dessert) and calling family because you have to be at work on Friday and the kinfolk are just a little too far away for a quick trip. But don’t feel sorry for me; if I get in a fight with someone in the family, I can just hang up. Being further away when the parties involved have sharp, pointy objects at their disposal is safer for everyone.

Besides, I have Luke’s ghost to keep me company. At least I know who to blame for the silverware finding its way to the floor.

It won’t be me that gets carved up. Sleep with one eye open, hoomin.
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He can have the stuffing. Cornbread dressing is soooo much better.
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But thank you for plucking that sucker. It would have taken me all day.
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Pup, you will never live this down at the dog park.
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I have got to make room for Thursday.
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Since I’m just cooking for me, there won’t be much of that. But there will be leftovers. And they’re all mine.
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Steps 2 and 3: Close the kitchen door, and put fresh foil in the pan.
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I’m gonna be a killjoy here … remember, those foods are too rich for your puppers and kittehs, so it’s best not to give in.
They will make you feel guilty, though. Very guilty.
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One of the reasons I had part of what I needed delivered Saturday (and partly because I forgot it last week). But I’ll still have to go to the store today. Pray for me.
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Nobody better change the channel!
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I have to get in as much practice as I can. Don’t want to pull a muscle.
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