Sunday spelling

I see all sorts of interesting spellings in my job, and not just from our younger letter-writers. Those people have me and other editors to fix their misspellings. Pity the people who made these signs didn’t …

Did you get the dog’s permission for that first?
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I can just imagine the sign-makderrrr …
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Well, then who ortherises it?
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Aaaand this is why I fear for the future … if the schools can’t even spell, we’ve got bigger problems than Common Core.
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I’ve got serious bisiness to do!
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Do you have maybe a nice plague of locusts?
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Flordia? Yeah, it’s right below Girja.
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Sure, just let me turn on my singal …
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… or make road signs.
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You’ll have to feed your hogs elsewhere, sir.
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In a way, though, it’s correct …
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This one, on the other hand … unless there’s such a thing as a temporay pelican.
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I delcare indepednence from proper spelling!
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