Sunday resolutions

Regular readers know I’m not a resolutions girl. Most of the time that you make resolutions you never follow through, so it just seems sort of pointless to me. Doesn’t mean I won’t laugh at others who decide to try. I’m kinda mean that way.

Hey, can you move my dream a little closer, please?
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Does opening my eyes count as exercise?
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I never start one because I only lose weight if I don’t try. My brain and body are in cahoots.
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I vow this every year, and every year I get it reversed.
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Besides, it makes some of them think they should talk to me. I don’t like that.
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Right now I’m positive you’re in my sunbeam. Shift it, please.
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I need high resolution for my meerkats.
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Yes, you are, sweet baby.
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