Sunday nerdy

He didn’t stand a chance/opportunity/opening.
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On this day in 1852, the first edition of Roget’s Thesaurus (the wordiest dinosaur ever) was published. Compiled by English doctor, writer and inventor Peter Mark Roget (who was also a Capricorn … are we all word nerds??), it’s never been out of print.

I joke about people who sound like they swallowed a thesaurus, but words are kind of a huge part of my job. They’re also my hobby because I’m weird and have no life.

Nope, I can’t let go of my nerdiness even for a day.

Search me.
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With extra synonym and cream cheese icing!
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They’re stealthy like the night.
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Cadaverous is a fun word to say … not to be, but to say.
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It’s itchy, scratchy, inflamed, uncomfortable, vexatious, ulcerated …
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Go back … you’ll get there. Try looking in E for exasperating.
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And especially don’t poke your finger at them and say, “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!”
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That’s enough of that for the day. I’ll just keep it warm for ya.
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