All for the clicks

It was cold and rainy most of the day last Friday, and the snow was heavy and wet. Luckily enough had cleared by midafternoon for me to make is safely to midtown Little Rock. If it had been as windy as Tuesday was, I might have given the gathering a miss, even though I really needed cat and friend therapy Image found on Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.

I  had a lot to think about over the weekend: what would have been my brother Corey’s 60th birthday on Friday, the third anniversary of the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol, the unexpected snow Friday, and countless other things. There was good reason I spent Friday evening and part of Saturday with friends and my fur-nephews (Ollie, Charlie AND Spike!!!).

But something stuck with me, because something always has to nag at my brain (part of the reason I suffer from insomnia): clickbait (those who read our paper, and specifically an online-extra column that runs on Saturdays, will understand why). If you use the Internet at all, you’ve seen clickbait, which may be the seemingly innocuous “Doctors recommend these foods for insomnia. No. 7 will surprise you” or “At 87, see Kevin Costner’s true love,” which in addition to leading to potentially dangerous sites that could steal your information are generally not as advertised and factually wrong.

This row’s pretty innocuous. I can guarantee I’d only want to click on one, though. Image found on Wikimedia Commons.

At least with the bulk of liberal BuzzFeed’s clickbait (it, along with Upworthy, helped make clickbait as ubiquitous as it is, so blame them), you’ll be entertained by cute animals or weird news; watch for those slow-loading pages, though.

According to social media marketing company BluLeadz’s blog, “Clickbait is content calculated to maximize reader clicks, attention, and shares. Of course, all content is meant to be read and most aspire to be shared, but clickbait is different. It uses emotional hooks to create nearly irresistible psychological frisson for the unsuspecting user.”

BluLeadz notes that the curiosity gap, “the space between what we know and what we want to know,” is one reason clickbait works, taking on our dislike of ambiguity (which means our brains kick in to monitor and respond to possible threats), the tendency to obsess over unfinished tasks, and fear of missing out.

In most cases, you’re really not missing out on much because the clickbait rarely delivers much but annoyance and frustration (and of course that danger of being hacked).

At best you’ll just be wasting your time. At the same time, you could endanger your personal information and/or your computer. Cartoons by Jim by Brendan Boughen found on LinkedIn.

But there’s another type of clickbait related to news operations. The approaches taken to headlines in newsletters and elsewhere show the difference between responsible and not-so-responsible news organizations.

Let’s take, as an example of the former, a headline from a breaking-news email sent out Saturday by the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette: “Razorbacks suffer biggest loss ever at Bud Walton Arena,” with the addition of “The 25th-ranked Auburn basketball team handed Arkansas its most lopsided home loss in the 31-season history of Bud Walton Arena on Saturday.”

Our newsletter headlines tend to be clickbaity, but in a responsible way.

The headline makes you want to read the story, and doesn’t mislead the reader by misrepresenting the story as something other than what it is. It has an interesting hook, and doesn’t muddy the waters with opinion. The story itself adds interesting history as well as on-the-spot reaction to the game. The headline is clickbait, but the responsible kind.

For an example of the latter, let’s look at something from the Daily Signal, published by the Heritage Foundation. Ad Fontes Media ranks the site’s bias as “strong right,” and its reliability as “unreliable, problematic.” (The Democrat-Gazette, in comparison, is ranked as “middle” with “reliable analysis/fact reporting.”)

We’ll just talk about the first one, but the second one almost made my eyes roll out of my head. Screenshot from the Daily Signal.

On Monday, Daily Signal published “BOMBSHELL: 200 Undercover FBI Assets at U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, Congressman Estimates.” I can at least say the headline is somewhat truthful, as a congressman did claim this. However, when you read the piece, Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana presents not actual evidence but conspiracy theories about informants and other “deep state” actors who he claims led protesters to where they’d be able to be implicated and arrested for taking part in the attack, and shocked agreement from Tucker Carlson that it must be true. This isn’t a news story, but simply a synopsis of what was said in an interview, with no effort to verify information; the intent is to inflame, not inform.

Dear lord … if people will just stop reading this crap, they’ll have little reason to put it out there. Maybe they might try a little actual journalism … Screenshot from the Daily Signal.

The Daily Signal has a habit of hammering away at every liberal bugaboo for the right wing, regardless of whether a story is there. (Advice from the mainstream, dudes: If there’s an actual story, do your due diligence rather than lard your “article” with conjecture, opinion and links to your own previous, sometimes recycled, work, as in the story to the left.) That means that until the far-right-wing fringe that runs the party understands the fable of the boy who cried wolf, thinking people (from the traditional conservative majority of the party, as well as independents and liberals) will have a hard time taking them seriously much longer. But sure, keep up the whining about gas stoves; gender-confirmation therapy for youth (which when they’re under 18 typically consists mostly of a lot of therapy, and once they reach a certain point, and some pharmaceuticals, not full surgery; it’s not something taken lightly/on a whim); abortion laws that take control away from the only people who should be making the decisions; and what books are available in the library as a whole, not just in certain sections (because a kid could get a book from anywhere … oooh, they might even go to a bookstore or online!). That’s sure to keep winning you the same fans over and over, and maybe a few new people who are easily swayed by the first person who scares the crap out of them about what “the other” might do to them.

Research has shown that extreme emotion (like fear and anger) such as what’s seen on the Daily Signal is very effective in clickbait.

In the 2015 article “Breaking the News: First Impressions Matter on Online News,” researchers Julio Reis, Fabricio Benevenuto, Pedro Vaz de Melo, Raquel Prates, Haewoon Kwak and Jisun An found that the sentiment of the headline is strongly related to its popularity and to the comments on the article. Neutral headlines fare more poorly than positive or negative ones, and negative headlines outnumber all, as do negative comments, regardless of whether the news is negative, positive or neutral. The more extreme the emotion in the headline, the better performance it generally has (which helps explain the popularity of a lot of actual fake news).

I hear that alien baby rounded up a lot of those illegal alien votes that “won” Hillary the popular vote in 2016. Image found on Pinterest.

And a lot of the time, the contents of the story don’t even matter. I can’t count the number of times when I was a clerk that I’d answer the phone and hear someone complain that some fact wasn’t acknowledged in an article. Nine times out of 10, that fact was usually somewhere in the next few paragraphs.

Our attention spans have become so short that we think the whole story is in the headline or the first paragraph, especially if it fits our worldview. We can’t be bothered to think more deeply.

Read? What? Just sum it up for me, thanks. Maybe put it in a newsletter?

There are openly partisan news newsrooms on the left, such as the progressive Courier Network launched by Tara McGowan with funding from Reid Hoffman and George Soros (hey, George, where’s my check?) in just the past few years, mostly in swing states where there were local news vacuums, but it has a long way to go (even using some questionable techniques that could be classified as political advertising) to hit the reach of the conservative newsrooms like the Daily Signal, the Blaze, Daily Caller and others. Those guys on the right have had decades’ head start and know just what to warn their readers about … “fake news,” ”fact-checking” (horrors!), etc. Besides, they’re more interested in giving their audience what it wants, and for too much of it, it’s not news. There’s pink slime on both sides that can parrot talking points till the world ends and people will still confuse them with legitimate but partisan newsrooms because media literacy is for people who care about things other than themselves and people like them.

Disinformation has more flash and empty calories. You don’t have to think about it. Cartoon by Dave Whamond.

(Our newsroom is multipartisan … while opinion is considered conservative [though frankly it’s more centrist on most things, sometimes to the left and sometimes to the right], there’s a broad spectrum of political leanings; there’s no requirement to hew to a partisan line, and newsroom employees aren’t allowed to donate money to political candidates. )

Brooke Binkowski of Snopes told BBC News in 2017 the same thing I tell so many people every day: Be aware of your emotions as you read or watch a story.

“If you are a newsreader or someone who likes reading news but you don’t know immediately what may or may not be fake, ask yourself by reading the headline, what emotions do I feel? Am I really angry, scared, frustrated, do I want to share this to tell everybody what’s going on? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then check your sources.”

Awwww, man … that’s like work!

Yup, but it’s well worth the time.

So the choice is between responsible news we need, or the irresponsible clickbaity news that’s not even necessarily news but that we still want? I know what Aunt Brenda would say, and I trust her. Unless she has food. She won’t share.